Tipping a porto-john accidentally on purpose

El Paso was a strange place to grow up.  Amongst the numerous peculiarities about the city, one is that housing is relatively cheap.  While there are apartments, there also always seemed to be housing developments on the edge of town, expanding the city's footprint and providing a wealth of low cost houses to purchase or rent.

When I was in high school, several new neighborhoods were being built just a few minutes drive from my school.  At night, when there was nothing for teenagers to do, we'd often drive around these neighborhoods and sometimes explore the new houses.

One night, while cruising around one of these construction sites, we came upon the portable bathroom that served the workers by day.  After a moment of joking and egging-on by my friends, I decided to tip over the porto-john...

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I Once Tried to Write a Joke

I once tried to write a joke.  Not a "what's the deal with airline food" joke, but a "two guys walk into a bar" type joke.  The former is the true art form.  Stand up requires thinking of something funny, then trying different phrasing and iterations to get the precise wording of the joke.  The comedian then has to make choices around timing, delivery, pauses, attitude, mannerisms and a plethora of other details before it's complete.  As Jerry Seinfeld points out, memorizing the words is step one of a hundred steps to make a joke work.

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